The WWE Is Ruining... Lana

Mendi Kasım 08, 2021

Lana is an attractive lady who is married to Rusev, not in storyline, but in real life. Well, actually, she’s also married to him in storyline. As an adult, I think it would be really cool if she started dating Bobby Lashley. That would be a really fun angle that wouldn’t make me uncomfortable at all. In fact, I would only be uncomfortable if their first kiss didn’t look like Bobby Lashley trying to eat her as if he was a snake trying to swallow an entire rabbit.

That would be the perfect use of Lana. Congratulations, WWE, you nailed it.

In all seriousness, Lana is a very attractive woman and has a good amount of charisma, but she has shown very little aptitude for in-ring work. Because of that, she probably is best used as a pawn for a bigger angle. I don’t think her current angle is the ideal use of her talents, but, spoiler alert, Lana will never headline WrestleMania.

Ideally, you could use the brilliant comedic work of Rusev and make him the Bulgarian Chris Jericho, and Lana would become a slightly more attractive version of Ralphus. Just typing that makes me believe this is my best idea yet.

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