I am a chihuahua

Hello this is Logan, it seems that the Pussies for Peace have tagged me so I have had to dictate to my owner seven untruths about me. (Yeah he didn't know I could talk either).

1. I am actually a small, hairless chihuahua.
2. I love to play with other small dogs.
3. I voted for Bush in the last election as he is clearly the smartest man in America.
4. I never eat food off the floor.
5. My real name is Mrs. Fluffers Wigglybottom the Third.
6. I find Huckabee to be charming and a real man.
7. I never want any affection from anyone. I am content to just ignore you when you walk into my house and then crawl up in a small corner to sleep.

I am tagging all of your lovely dogs and cats out there. Hey, show the food person that you actually can talk by just randomly starting a conversation about that age old question, Ginger or Maryann. And then when you have decided on that tough choice, then move on to doing this meme.